velavidaentrescolores:

unicornlovediscogaga:

smileynicool:

singinglikethemockingjay:

LA PUTA MADRE! Dije algo estupido: Me gustaría que alguien en el chat me dijera hola… y de pronto vi que tenía un mensaje no leido y dije: wtf? y una amiga me dijo hola O.O que wea fasdfasd
ESPERANDO!
nunca me ha funcionado xd
A mi ya me funcionó:’) así que let’s do it again :B
ESERANDO
la puta daleeeeee , segume bieber :B
CSM, ES CIERTO… PEDÍ POR PRIMERA VEZ QUE GREYSON CHANCE ME SIGUIERA EN TWITTER Y PASÓ ASJHGFHJSAF *-* Ahora pedí otra cosa sahjgfajhsgf
ojalá pase :c ufsdjfksdjf igual haré todo lo posible.. :D
Confiare en ustedes QUE PASE POR FAVOR QUE PASE ¡ <3
ojala pase :c
Confio en esto, haz que pase
Ojala se haga realidad, ojala<3
Confío en vos tumblr♥
CONFÍO EN VOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La puta wea! Enserio si sirve hajskhjkgjkas, ME HABLO ! hjaksjg 
confio en ti, dependo de esto♥
esperaaaaaando.
please please 
SIRVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Ahora a pedir otro:|.c:
Confio en ti D:
ESTA WEA SIRVE, CONCHE TU MARE, ESTA WEA SIRVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:””””’l
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Espero que resulte C:
Esta wea si sirve ahora pido otro *w*
confio en esto :c ahora a esperar.
y ahora puedo decir: SÍ SE CUMPLE WEÓN:}.

QUIERO QUE ¡¡ MM.. ALGUIEN DE 1D ME SIGA AHJAH ojala que sirva CONFIO EN ESTO¡¡ *W*

SIEMPRE ME FUNCIONA CONCHETUMARE GRACIAS AL QUE LO REBLOGUEO , AHORA POR FAVOR NO ME FALLES *——* <3

ojalas sirvaaa :ccc

velavidaentrescolores:

unicornlovediscogaga:

smileynicool:

singinglikethemockingjay:

LA PUTA MADRE! Dije algo estupido: Me gustaría que alguien en el chat me dijera hola… y de pronto vi que tenía un mensaje no leido y dije: wtf? y una amiga me dijo hola O.O que wea fasdfasd

ESPERANDO!

nunca me ha funcionado xd

A mi ya me funcionó:’) así que let’s do it again :B

ESERANDO

la puta daleeeeee , segume bieber :B

CSM, ES CIERTO… PEDÍ POR PRIMERA VEZ QUE GREYSON CHANCE ME SIGUIERA EN TWITTER Y PASÓ ASJHGFHJSAF *-* Ahora pedí otra cosa sahjgfajhsgf

ojalá pase :c ufsdjfksdjf igual haré todo lo posible.. :D

Confiare en ustedes QUE PASE POR FAVOR QUE PASE ¡ <3

ojala pase :c

Confio en esto, haz que pase

Ojala se haga realidad, ojala<3

Confío en vos tumblr♥

CONFÍO EN VOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


La puta wea! Enserio si sirve hajskhjkgjkas, ME HABLO ! hjaksjg 

confio en ti, dependo de esto♥

esperaaaaaando.

please please 

SIRVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Ahora a pedir otro:|.c:

Confio en ti D:

ESTA WEA SIRVE, CONCHE TU MARE, ESTA WEA SIRVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:””””’l

class=

Espero que resulte C:

Esta wea si sirve ahora pido otro *w*

confio en esto :c ahora a esperar.

y ahora puedo decir: SÍ SE CUMPLE WEÓN:}.

QUIERO QUE ¡¡ MM.. ALGUIEN DE 1D ME SIGA AHJAH ojala que sirva CONFIO EN ESTO¡¡ *W*

SIEMPRE ME FUNCIONA CONCHETUMARE GRACIAS AL QUE LO REBLOGUEO , AHORA POR FAVOR NO ME FALLES *——* <3

ojalas sirvaaa :ccc

  • friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
  • me: oh really like what
  • friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
  • me: whoa that really is kinky
  • me internally: weak

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

durnesque-esque:

reallymadscientist:

mallotovcocktail:

once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

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toreutic:

wow we cant take you guys anywhere

tina-horanstyles:


If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

ugh its so relxxingg

tina-horanstyles:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.

Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

ugh its so relxxingg

yo-mammadelrey:

When YouTube asks you to sign in your confirm your age
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nootsies:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE