moribundslut:

lizdexia:


“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”

I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.

 #”GO HOME KANYE”

moribundslut:

lizdexia:

“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”

I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.

 #”GO HOME KANYE”

trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

girldwarf:

once my English professor gave a girl a clean, flat F on her paper because throughout the whole paper, she kept calling Black people in Britain “African-Americans”

shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT!!! I REPEAT HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT!

squadleaderhanjizoe:

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*

a man out of   t  i  m  e